nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via heliolisk)

(Source: ghostcest, via unclefather)

unclefather:

matthewsagan:

ever hear a joke so unfunny it takes laughs from you

that’s called stealing and it’s illegal

(Source: matthewsagan)

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

(Source: orneryjabroni, via thewisepickle)

(Source: snlgifs, via unclefather)

soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

image

image

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via snazziest)

He gave up.

(Source: ohquill, via death-by-lulz)

digi-egg:

旅立ちの空 by Rella // Odaiba Day ‘14

(via heliolisk)

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

(via thewisepickle)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via relahvant)