• me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

(via death-by-lulz)

thefemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: paxamericana, via unclefather)

infinitenap:

I WENT TO IKEA YESTERDAY, AND

(x)

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

(via snazziest)

kumagawa:

this is the strongest vine I ever seen

(via thankyoucorndog)

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

(via iguanamouth)