FACT OF THE NIGHT: owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages. most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds
it’s true. almost our entire freshman class this year was owls. we’re starting to have a real diversity problem.
reasons to see lego movie
- cool animation
- promotes creativity and the sanctity of it while delivering morals to children and parents/adults
- touching message of the potential within everyone and of the importance of working together to utilize it
- unicorn cat never referred to with any pronouns
- profound plot twist that leaves your mind blown
- charlie day screaming “SPACESHIP” repeatedly
- ALLSTAR B-BALL GOD SHAQUILLE O’NEAL
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
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do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
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"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
I’m so jealous of people who look good even on passport photos
if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys
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i only accept apologies in cash
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
How don’t you
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