gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

(via death-by-lulz)

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

(Source: grindlebone, via snazziest)

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

(via heliolisk)

http://kingcheddarxvii.tumblr.com/post/96131483652/stopheterophobia-your-loud-vocal-annoyance-and

stopheterophobia:

your loud, vocal annoyance and disgust towards children is not neutral just because you don’t have/plan on having children. you are still adding to and upholding a culture that allows child abuse to happen. it doesn’t matter if this is your intent or not.

children cannot…

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via heliolisk)

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

(via death-by-lulz)

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via gamerspirit)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via heliolisk)

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via thefuuuucomics)