hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(via heliolisk)

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa, via phobias)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via tastefullyoffensive)

lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

(Source: sherolck, via phobias)

barackobotm:

illy (i like like you) 

(Source: poodlepunk, via relahvant)

(Source: africant, via death-by-lulz)

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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(Source: wigwams, via phobias)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

(via phobias)

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

(via heliolisk)

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

(via relahvant)