psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

(via 10knotes)

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bobbycaputo:

Finland at Night by Mikko Lagersted

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A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via snazziest)

lookatthatfuckinganimal:

phuuuuu:

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I can’t stop laughing

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tastefullyoffensive:

The restaurant understands me.

(Source: thesierrarawr)

bagofsocks:

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

i thought i was the only one

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4 chan

and 9 gags ago

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Abe Lincoln: president, log cabin builder, memer (via officialbioware)

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